I can go with out peace on earth. But I refuse to go with out a piece on earth day.

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Friday, May 08, 2009

 

The greatest trick the dinosaurs ever pulled, was convincing the Christians they didn't exist.

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Monday, February 09, 2009

 

Obligatory post. My girlfriend and I have been practicing the ancient art of tantrum sex. You read right, tantrum sex, that's when I finish early and she screams and throws a fit until she tuckers herself out.

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Saturday, January 17, 2009

 

A farewell wish for the exiting administration;
Dear sirs, May you be afforded every courtesy and luxury you have denied so many. Please know that in my heart I wish for you to have a fair and speedy trial. I wish for you to not be subjected to any form of torture [or waterboarding] since I am aware that you don't feel they are the same. May your ignorance be a lesson to future generations. And finally please, please know that it is my fondest wish that you should ALL ROT IN HELL.

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Friday, January 16, 2009

 

Well now that we know Joe the plumber's views on the whole Israel, Gaza (get a room already) conflict. I want to know what he plans to do about Education, Health care, and those damned flying cars they promised us. I have decided to take on a new philosophy on life W.W.J.T.P.D

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Thursday, January 15, 2009

 

Alright, here goes I have decided to up this page at least once a week even if I have nothing to say.

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Thursday, July 26, 2007

 

Work has been very taxing lately. We just finished building a new bar in Nashville called Lot7. I am very proud of this one and if you have the chance to check it out I would strongly recommend it. I have been traveling a lot lately. Both my day job and comedy have kept me really busy. I am scheduled at Crackers on Broadripple in Indianapolis on Aug.7, The Main Menu in New Albany Aug.10, I will be in Manhattan Aug,18,19,and20, and then Bear's place in Bloomington Aug.27.

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